The Island of Misfit Toys
The life and death of a RetardMonday, May 28, 2001
Sunday, SUNDAY. Oh wait, today's not Sunday. Today's Monday, and we're off, and I have school tomarrow so it seems like Sunday. I got up and helped tear down from the pig roast we had SUNDAY at our church property. Then I came home, re-arranged my room for about the 5th time in the past 3 months. Went to Kyle's house and skated, then went to his boring baseball game(they won like 17-4). Now I'm home, taking a break from studying for geography and biology. Once we get done with these two tests we'll pretty much be done with schoolwork-except for our stupid ALGEBRA class, Mrs. Gestapo Getch is giving us a chapter test on the last day :-p Oh well.
5/28/2001 08:48:00 PM
Saturday, May 26, 2001
When will this stupid blog start working again???
5/26/2001 09:24:00 PM
Thursday, May 24, 2001
"Oh We're not gonna take it, NO we ain't gonna take it, We're not gonna take it, anymore
We've got the right to choose and, there ain't no way we'll lose it
This is our life, this is our song
We'll fight the powers that be just, don't pick our destiny 'cause
YOU DON'T KNOW US, YOU DON'T BELONG
Oh you're so condescending, you're gall is never ending
WE DON'T WANT NOTHIN', NOT A THING FROM YOU
You're life is trite and jaded, BORING AND CONFISCATED
It that's your best, your best won't do."
-We're not gonna take it by Twisted Sister
(and the way we're all feeling about school right now)
We've got the right to choose and, there ain't no way we'll lose it
This is our life, this is our song
We'll fight the powers that be just, don't pick our destiny 'cause
YOU DON'T KNOW US, YOU DON'T BELONG
Oh you're so condescending, you're gall is never ending
WE DON'T WANT NOTHIN', NOT A THING FROM YOU
You're life is trite and jaded, BORING AND CONFISCATED
It that's your best, your best won't do."
-We're not gonna take it by Twisted Sister
(and the way we're all feeling about school right now)
5/24/2001 03:40:00 PM
Wednesday, May 23, 2001
Anyone, who actually reads this, may be wondering why I haven't posted much lately. The reason for this is...NOTHING has been happening!!! Unless you want to hear about my stupid school who makes you go out and beg for money, and if you don't they tell you not to come to school.
The tentative schedual for this year's annual book burning is as follows:
Bramble, Chris and Beer-man will go to school and do the walk and all that crap.(yes, it's all CRAP) then they'll go to Beer-man's house around 3:30 and stay until the awards ceremony. I will either meet them at Matt's house or the awards ceremony since "there is no reason for me to be at school." After they give us our stupid awards and act like they care, we'll come back to my house and BURN(books that is)
The tentative schedual for this year's annual book burning is as follows:
Bramble, Chris and Beer-man will go to school and do the walk and all that crap.(yes, it's all CRAP) then they'll go to Beer-man's house around 3:30 and stay until the awards ceremony. I will either meet them at Matt's house or the awards ceremony since "there is no reason for me to be at school." After they give us our stupid awards and act like they care, we'll come back to my house and BURN(books that is)
5/23/2001 04:24:00 PM
The Continuation of Dean:
Dean hates spics. Dean wants us to come back next year, and I guess I can't blame him, 'cause then it'be just him and Adam K.(who happen to 'cause a lot of trouble and crack a lot of jokes when they're together)
Dean hates spics. Dean wants us to come back next year, and I guess I can't blame him, 'cause then it'be just him and Adam K.(who happen to 'cause a lot of trouble and crack a lot of jokes when they're together)
5/23/2001 04:11:00 PM
Saturday, May 19, 2001
Personal Person: Dean I don't know how to spell his last time
It's like Pastoris or something like that, anyways, Dean likes to beat people, specificly me.
To be continued:
It's like Pastoris or something like that, anyways, Dean likes to beat people, specificly me.
To be continued:
5/19/2001 05:58:00 PM
Official Lanchaster Trip 2001 Log Book:
Official Song: Ain't No Mountain High Enough, We're Not Gonna Take It
Inside Joke: Coach-bus; dunce for the day;
Food: Pizza, cow urine
Word: Booyah
Worst Time: The morning when we toured the Amish places "I hate you"
Best Time: The Great Bear, hair-"styling" parties and moshing, calling the other rooms at 2AM
Time of Day: 2 o'clock in the morning
Store: Sony, Adidas(getting run over by MAC trucks)
Official Song: Ain't No Mountain High Enough, We're Not Gonna Take It
Inside Joke: Coach-bus; dunce for the day;
Food: Pizza, cow urine
Word: Booyah
Worst Time: The morning when we toured the Amish places "I hate you"
Best Time: The Great Bear, hair-"styling" parties and moshing, calling the other rooms at 2AM
Time of Day: 2 o'clock in the morning
Store: Sony, Adidas(getting run over by MAC trucks)
5/19/2001 05:25:00 PM
Tuesday, May 15, 2001
Woohoo, we're leaving for Lancaster tomarrow! I'm soo glad we're leaving, I need a break. Our(Bramble, Chris and myslef) packing list consists of the following:
Duct tape
Passports
Black light
Sunglasses
Video Camera
Ski goggles
Black clothes
Bandanas
Um, I know there's a lot more 'cause my bag weighs a ton, but it's late and I can't think of everything right now.
Duct tape
Passports
Black light
Sunglasses
Video Camera
Ski goggles
Black clothes
Bandanas
Um, I know there's a lot more 'cause my bag weighs a ton, but it's late and I can't think of everything right now.
5/15/2001 10:01:00 PM
Monday, May 14, 2001
Useless Trivia Question Number 2:
What kind(brand) of duct tape is the best?
The answer to the last question was the Tiger Shark, WHICH, you should have been able to get if you were PAYING ATTENTION to my bio extra-credit presentation, but that's okay, it was boring anyways. The answer was subbmited by Rachel(airhead) Lasher who wins the next black Jeep that I buy.
What kind(brand) of duct tape is the best?
The answer to the last question was the Tiger Shark, WHICH, you should have been able to get if you were PAYING ATTENTION to my bio extra-credit presentation, but that's okay, it was boring anyways. The answer was subbmited by Rachel(airhead) Lasher who wins the next black Jeep that I buy.
5/14/2001 09:02:00 PM
Another busy day. After school, Steve, Justin, Michelle(girl in 6th grade I think) and myself went to Freeport to use the track-which by the way, was really crappy. We got back around 5, my dad picked me up, I went home and mowed grass until 7 and now my hands are all blistered and such. Then, we went to pick up Lexa from work, and get track spikes for-ME(not him, me) Right now I'm taking a break from homework, I still have to study for spanish, and work on my book report.
5/14/2001 08:59:00 PM
Saturday, May 12, 2001
Goals for the year: Run the 100 meter dash in 11 seconds and jump 18 ft.
I did not so good at the meet today, I only jumped 12 ft. in the long jump. There were more people in the 100m this time, but I made it to finals and placed fourth w/a time of 13.5 which isn't too bad.
I did not so good at the meet today, I only jumped 12 ft. in the long jump. There were more people in the 100m this time, but I made it to finals and placed fourth w/a time of 13.5 which isn't too bad.
5/12/2001 03:17:00 PM
Friday, May 11, 2001
Testing 1, 2, 3
5/11/2001 06:26:00 PM
I LIKE: Duct tape
I HATE: Book Reports
I EAT: Cold Spugety
I WEAR: Jeans and a t-shirt
I WONDER: Why there is air
I AM: stupid
I HEAR: The rain
I SEE: a book in front of me that I need to finish
I WANT: money money money
I THINK: actually I don't
I HATE: Book Reports
I EAT: Cold Spugety
I WEAR: Jeans and a t-shirt
I WONDER: Why there is air
I AM: stupid
I HEAR: The rain
I SEE: a book in front of me that I need to finish
I WANT: money money money
I THINK: actually I don't
5/11/2001 06:10:00 PM
Wednesday, May 09, 2001
The greatly anticiapted personal person: Bobbi Miller
Bobbi is my other twin sister from Korea, she just had some plastic surgury done(some one said they didn't do a very good job but I forget who it was) to remove that extra layer of fatty tissue we Koreans have on our eye lids. My first impression of Bobbi has definately changed, at firstI thought she was real serious, sophisticated, smart(not necarrily that she ISN'T) but it turned out she was more giddy, outgoing, but still pretty smart, she's in geometry and world histoy. She plays basketball and soccer(she and Kelly didn't go for the whole volley-ball thing) and hates Brad C. because he made a bunch of lousy calls when he ref-ed their b-ball games.
Bobbi is my other twin sister from Korea, she just had some plastic surgury done(some one said they didn't do a very good job but I forget who it was) to remove that extra layer of fatty tissue we Koreans have on our eye lids. My first impression of Bobbi has definately changed, at firstI thought she was real serious, sophisticated, smart(not necarrily that she ISN'T) but it turned out she was more giddy, outgoing, but still pretty smart, she's in geometry and world histoy. She plays basketball and soccer(she and Kelly didn't go for the whole volley-ball thing) and hates Brad C. because he made a bunch of lousy calls when he ref-ed their b-ball games.
5/09/2001 04:09:00 PM
We only have 18 days of school left. I'm almost glad, 'cause in some ways I don't think I can take it there any longer. H-erb acting all tough, Jon and Davie following us everywhere and copying everything, Mrs. Getch "teaching" algebra, Nazi-power-hungry lunch moniters, spanish class, etc. etc. etc. But then again I'll miss some people, some things. Oh well, anyways. Chris was running down the hall backwards and bent over(it's really awkward, ask him to show you sometime) when Mrs. Connolly came out of the office. She didn't yell at him, but gave him one of those "okay...WHAT are you DOING?" looks. Anyway, it was funny at the time.
5/09/2001 04:02:00 PM
Sunday, May 06, 2001
Quote of the Hour:
"Ha ha, she obviously underestimated our STUPIDITY!"
-Zach Weber responding to Mrs. Getch's remark in algebra class: "I thought we were going to get farther than this today."
"Ha ha, she obviously underestimated our STUPIDITY!"
-Zach Weber responding to Mrs. Getch's remark in algebra class: "I thought we were going to get farther than this today."
5/06/2001 08:47:00 PM
Much pain. I can't raise my left leg with out it falling off, and I can't put pressure on my right knee.(well I CAN but it hurts) I'm not ready to go back to school, I need another day to recooperate.
I didn't do much today, went to church, came home, ate lunch, and mowed the grass all day.
I didn't do much today, went to church, came home, ate lunch, and mowed the grass all day.
5/06/2001 08:45:00 PM
Saturday, May 05, 2001
P.S. to Personal Person Kelly Bramble:
I've never met anyone who can make themself laugh so hard.
I've never met anyone who can make themself laugh so hard.
5/05/2001 06:35:00 PM
Personal Person:
Comming soon to Zach's blog: Bobbi Miller
"Bobbi's pants....BBBOOOOBBBBBIIIIII!!!!!"
Comming soon to Zach's blog: Bobbi Miller
"Bobbi's pants....BBBOOOOBBBBBIIIIII!!!!!"
5/05/2001 06:27:00 PM
2nd place 100m Dash
1st place long jump
2nd place 200m Dash
All that might be impressive, if I had competition-the 100m there were only 3 people total, the long jump it was just myself and another kid, and the 200m there were only 5. Oh well. My hip join had been giving me trouble all day, like it was out of place or something, then I blew out my knee on the long jump, which*brag brag* I made 14 feet, 1 inch on.(sorry for *bragging* but well, hmm I guess I don't have an excuse.) Oh well, I'm happy that I didn't come in last, AND that I didn't fall flat on my face on any of the starts.
1st place long jump
2nd place 200m Dash
All that might be impressive, if I had competition-the 100m there were only 3 people total, the long jump it was just myself and another kid, and the 200m there were only 5. Oh well. My hip join had been giving me trouble all day, like it was out of place or something, then I blew out my knee on the long jump, which*brag brag* I made 14 feet, 1 inch on.(sorry for *bragging* but well, hmm I guess I don't have an excuse.) Oh well, I'm happy that I didn't come in last, AND that I didn't fall flat on my face on any of the starts.
5/05/2001 06:11:00 PM
Friday, May 04, 2001
Useless Trivia: What animal's scientific name is "Galeocerdo cuvier?"
The first person to e-mail me the answer gets a prize. ( Shout_2the_Lord@hotmail.com)
The first person to e-mail me the answer gets a prize. ( Shout_2the_Lord@hotmail.com)
5/04/2001 04:45:00 PM
Wow, I actually get to relax, for tonight. If you haven't heard me complain about it yet I have a track meet tomarrow in Monroville at like 8 in the morning, and I'm really nervous, mostly because I'm going to look like a fool 'cause it's my first time and I'll be running again guys who've been running all their lives. Oh well, I'll worry about that tomarrow.
Bramble and I taught Justin and Chris(Bramble) how to be Boy Scouts today(take the flags down) after I was uh, practicing the long jump. A.K.A. getting out of a boring computer class, however, I didn't stretch at all before hand, and now my left leg is all stiff and hurting which obviously isn't a good thing. Hopefully it'll feel better by tomarrow.
Bramble and I taught Justin and Chris(Bramble) how to be Boy Scouts today(take the flags down) after I was uh, practicing the long jump. A.K.A. getting out of a boring computer class, however, I didn't stretch at all before hand, and now my left leg is all stiff and hurting which obviously isn't a good thing. Hopefully it'll feel better by tomarrow.
5/04/2001 03:30:00 PM
Wednesday, May 02, 2001
Personal Person Number I Didn't Keep Track:
Kelly Bramble Friend of Rachel, foe of Chris(she "exasperates" him), and sister of Matt. Kelly...um, laughs a lot, and at a lot of things that most people don't find that funny, however, she DOES make watching Disney movies funnier than they usually are. She hates being wrong, AND losing. We race down the halls at school when nobody's there and I always win.(Although she claims otherwise)
Kelly is weird in that, she complains about a lot of things, but doesn't want you to do anything to fix them. i.e. in soccer; she's like *whiny voice*"I never get to be goalie..." so I tell her she can go be goalie, THEN she's like "No, I don't want to be the goalie."(That's not the ONLY way she's weird.) She has some of the same interests I do, Celtic culture(music mostly), wants to live in a castle, um, hmm, I forget if there's anything else.
Kelly Bramble Friend of Rachel, foe of Chris(she "exasperates" him), and sister of Matt. Kelly...um, laughs a lot, and at a lot of things that most people don't find that funny, however, she DOES make watching Disney movies funnier than they usually are. She hates being wrong, AND losing. We race down the halls at school when nobody's there and I always win.(Although she claims otherwise)
Kelly is weird in that, she complains about a lot of things, but doesn't want you to do anything to fix them. i.e. in soccer; she's like *whiny voice*"I never get to be goalie..." so I tell her she can go be goalie, THEN she's like "No, I don't want to be the goalie."(That's not the ONLY way she's weird.) She has some of the same interests I do, Celtic culture(music mostly), wants to live in a castle, um, hmm, I forget if there's anything else.
5/02/2001 08:46:00 PM
I thought I was going to be able to relax tonight, no homework, I don't have to ref, no track...but nnoooooo Dad decides that we have to install the underground fence for Samantha's stupid dog. So we did that from 3-8 :-p Then I had to go w/my mom to get track shoes and pick up Lex from work. So it's 9:26 and I just got home. So now I get to study for Spanish(sorry Matt) and go to bed having ran around all day just like everyother.
5/02/2001 08:28:00 PM
Tuesday, May 01, 2001
Random Thought: You know what would be cool? A brail IM service.
5/01/2001 09:23:00 PM
I think all I ever do for these blogs is complain. My legs are killing me, everything from the waste down hurts. Soccer in gym, soccer after school, and track after that, all in the burning hot 85 degree weather. I don't have anything worth reading to write because I haven't DONE anything(unless you want to hear about all the boring drills we did in track, it's TRACK how interesting can it be?)
On top of all my other complaining my alergies are acting up. We were outside for like 30 mins. in English and my eyes were all red and watery and ichy. Everyone probally thought the tragic ending of Romeo and Juilet was making me cry.
On top of all my other complaining my alergies are acting up. We were outside for like 30 mins. in English and my eyes were all red and watery and ichy. Everyone probally thought the tragic ending of Romeo and Juilet was making me cry.
5/01/2001 09:14:00 PM
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