The Island of Misfit Toys
The life and death of a Retard
Tuesday, October 30, 2001
My little sister, Samantha, is at Childrens Hospital, possibly with appendisis.(sp?)
I got a message at school today, my parents took her down. So I got home around 6, called my dad and he said she's probablly going into surgury.
So if you all could keep her in your prayers.
10/30/2001 05:38:00 PM
Boring day at school - 7.5 hours Falling asleep in class - 10 minutes Failing Tests - 3 mintues
2 hours of tackle foot ball after school - priceless/timeless.
We(the guys from the soccer team) played the annual football game(i.e. kill the freshmen, forget the ball) It was fun to say the least. I only banged my head off two rocks and I can still walk with the help of crutches. The best thing to do was let someone catch the ball so you could lay them out afterwards.
10/30/2001 05:34:00 PM
Sunday, October 28, 2001
This is from Adam Kaminski's info on IM.(slightly edited)
My defintion of a boy band is: a bunch a weirdos that haven't gone through puberty dressed up in celifame/tinfoil outfits like some cheap rip off of starwars characters which jump around in idiodic positions and patterns who can't even play their own music who are really cult leaders whose followers consist mindless teenage girls living in a sadistic, pathetic state of denial, sickos and drag queens in other words, a clean version of the Manson family! ITS TRUE, ITS TRUE!!!
Well put Adam, I couldn't have said it better myself.
10/28/2001 10:13:00 PM
Saturday, October 27, 2001
"So are you coming tonight?"
"Um...coming where?"
"To the pizza dinner and sleepover"
"That's tonight?"
"Yeah"
"Okay, what time does it start?"
"6"
*looks at watch - 5:00*
Rachel told me like a month ago about this, um thing. So the day it is I finnally get a time to be there. Anyways I ran around the house getting all the cleaning stuff done, and then we got lost on our way there so I was late.
Then we did this "Progressive Pizza Dinner"; there were four houses and each one had pizza crust, sause, cheese and pepperoni. So we had to drive to the houses and get the ingrediants in oder. Steve, Kelly, Rachel and myself were on a team.
Then when we got back we played "The Name Game" a really retarted game where you say people's names and try and sit in chairs and such.
Bramble, Steve and I played hacky sack while everyone else played sardines.
Hmm, the rest of the night we played Trivial Pursuit(we won) spoons, and more hacky sack.
Um...Anna and Lizzy were loud and annoying all night(no surprize-they haven't changed a bit) some kid named Ryan rank a lot of water playing spoons, and we went to Golden Dawns Sat. morning to get food.
10/27/2001 12:42:00 PM
Thursday, October 25, 2001
We went to Leope VoTech school today. Very boring. Walk around the classrooms, listen to teachers(just like at Freeport) all day long. They had a couple coo things, lasers that cut designs into plastic, some software and stuff.
Anyways, tomarrow's a half day and we have Monday off. This is the first time we've had off since school started.
10/25/2001 04:25:00 PM
Wednesday, October 24, 2001
I LIKE: Extra credit
I HATE: failing tests
I ATE: Pork Choppers
I NEED: more sleep
I WANT: (see above)
I HAVE: knees that hurt
I WISH: I could go back to EHCA
10/24/2001 06:07:00 PM
I suspect something...We didn't have homework last weekend, and hardly any this week, something is amis...They're going to crush us w/a duluge of homework soon...Then again the reason might be that they gave me 15 tests to fail.
Yesterday I went to EHCA to watch the soccer game. Mrs. Conaway was there and said that public school HAD to be easyer than private school 'cause Chuck Hanford has a B in math at Kittaning.
"I rest my case." - Mrs. Conaway
Kinda hard to argue with that...
Afterwards I went w/the soccer team to Pizza Hut. It was just like old times, we reminised about soccer and the Soggy Paper Curtain, racing down the halls, Jon spitting cookies all over the table, me eating too much chocolate syrup and Ponderosa, Kelly'sdeep voice(CCCOOMMEEEE OOONNNN GGGUUYYSSSSS!!!!)
I heard some pretty weird stuff that's goin on there this year; Mrs. Getch's "underwear checks"(that's just freaky) and the english teacher who makes people write in cursive...then again Freeport's not the most "normal" place either.
Today I went to the foot doctor-person. He said I needed orthodics or something like that. I have to stick these things in my shoes.
That must be the grossest job in the world, having to touch people's feet all day, that's disqusting. I'd rather be like a garbage man or something.
10/24/2001 06:02:00 PM
Monday, October 22, 2001
Sent: 3.08 - 10/19
Once upon a time there was a little lamb. He flew in a big plane across an ocean and an entire continent. He was lovely and kind. Then he grew some and he wasn't as kind as before but he was still lovely and he could make people laugh. Sometimes he was sad and sometimes he was lonely and he missed the time when he was just kind and lovely.
What IS that? Somebody left it in my guestbook w/out a name and I'm not sure what it means.
My friend from school(who I already knew from church) walks down the hall w/his friends and when he sees me he tells them "I'm going to hit the new kid." (They not knowing that he knows me)
And they're like "You're so mean!"
I dunno, I thought it was funny. Next time I'm going to lay him out and see what they say.
I saw some girl wearing a Boyscout uniform at school today, is that sack-religious?
10/22/2001 03:00:00 PM
Saturday, October 20, 2001
Just for the record the Yankees are going to win the World Series, again.
The losing team...hard to say. Prob. the Diamondbacks.
10/20/2001 09:34:00 PM
I went to this place, and got this piece of paper and wrote my name on it, and now I can drive. It's not as hard as I thought it was gonna be. So far I only drove off the road once, and was over the speed limit only by 20 MPH.
I refereed all day today, then in a moment of insanity I agreed to do the same thing tomarrow.
10/20/2001 05:00:00 PM
Tuesday, October 16, 2001
We played our last game tonight against Deer Lakes. We lost(big surprize).
Today we took the PSATS and I found out just how stupid I really am. AND I got to miss my first 4 classes so now I have a butt-load of work to do.
For literature I had to read this story about a really vain lady who's born poor, and all her life she whines 'cause she wants food on silver platters and such. So one day she gets this chance to go to a ball or something formal like that where all the rich people are. So her husband spends like his life-savings to buy her a dress and she borrows a rich friend's diamond necklace. She goes to the ball, gets all the attention she wants and then leaves-it's over. BUT, she looses the necklace. So she and her husband track down the jewler and buy another one exactly like it, but they're in dept for the next 10 years paying it off.
So one day this wanna-be-rich lady is walking around and she catches up with the friend she borrowed the necklace off of and finds out that the necklace was fake.
So what does that mean? It means that lady was an idoit. First of all she wanted to be someone she wasn't and all she wanted to do was impress people.
There, that's my 2 cents.
Our english teacher has this poster that says "Everyone has a story to tell"
Yeah, but they didn't consider that most of those stories are self-centered, and while everyone may have a story, not everyone may want to hear it.
I hate that poster.
10/16/2001 09:18:00 PM
Saturday, October 13, 2001
Once apon a time there was STILL a chicken and a watermellon that STILL don't have anything to do with this.
There was a time when it was like "OH NO! I didn't write my blog today!" Now it's like, "gee, I haven't writin a blog in a month, oh well."
I expect partially because I'm lacking in the readers department.
We lost to Karns City today, but nobody on the team really wants to play anymore, so nobody cares if we win or lose.(That's a bad thing) My space bar button isn't working too well which is bad because now someofmywordsrun together. Anyways.
10/13/2001 07:16:00 PM
Monday, October 08, 2001
I had things I was going to write, but since I didn't get the time to write them I forgot them. So write this down kids: when you need to remeber something, write it down.(a lot of writing going on in those sentances)
Our game against Burrel was really disapointing. The truth w/out being too bias or humble; I played really hard. Not that I was the best out there, but I gave it what I had. We went into double overtime and when our best player had the chance to win the game he was taken out from behind which is an automatic red card and a PK because it was inside of the box.
Anyways, we lost 3-2 w/4 mintues left.
Today I had tons of homework, I think they always give you lots on Mondays.
I also have this weird pain in my neck that's been bugging me all day. It hurts to chew, and sometimes it just starts hurting like crazy.
Oh well.
"I've had worse" - Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
10/08/2001 07:46:00 PM
Friday, October 05, 2001
Since I don't have much to write about today I'll write about what I'm going to do tomarrow.
I have to ref in the morning, kids under 8 who don't even know which way to kick the ball.
THEN...I'm going to...take my
PERMIT TEST *dramatic chord* Scary ain't it? I'll be driving alone come spring.
Um, we have a night game against Burrell too, under the lights and everything.
Then Sunday my parents are taking Sam up to Eire for a soccer game. So I have to get a ride to church and will be home all by myslef tomarrow.(I'm so grown up)
And between now and Monday I have to write an english paper and get the rest of my homework done.
10/05/2001 08:40:00 PM
Thursday, October 04, 2001
Hmm, I don't have anything to write.
I have a 3-page english paper due Monday, and 50 word spanish vocab test tomarrow.
Right now I'm reminising w/Rachel about all the funnything that happened last school year.
ImmortalSoul777: I miss being able to call you an airhead
ImmortalSoul777: and Danielle fat
ImmortalSoul777: and Bramble gumby
ImmortalSoul777: and...making fun of Kelly's voice
ImmortalSoul777: "CCCCCCOOOOOMMMEEE OOONNNN GGGUUUUYYYSSSSS"
lachadie: "COME ON GUYS!" except it sounded more like you than her!
lachadie: LOL!
ImmortalSoul777: that was so funny, and she got so mad when we made fun of her for it
lachadie: haha
lachadie: 'member at that sight and sound theater The possesed woman?
lachadie: Chris is like "taht sounds like Kelly"
ImmortalSoul777: LOL LOL
lachadie: mean while I know we were all thinking the same thing!
lachadie: LOL!
ImmortalSoul777: LOL, That was SSSOOOOOOO FUNNY
lachadie: haha!
ImmortalSoul777: LOL, oh my gosh, I totally forgot about that
lachadie: hehe!
ImmortalSoul777: member that Christmas party last year, and Bobbi had a CD on
ImmortalSoul777: and Chris got those glasses and that cain and was like breakdancing?
lachadie: LOL!
lachadie: That was soo funny!
lachadie: she kept playing "Duh Dip"
ImmortalSoul777: YEAH, that was it
10/04/2001 08:41:00 PM
Monday, October 01, 2001
Once apon a time there was a chicken and a watermellon. That have nothing to do with this.
But the teachers at Freeport Dungon...uh, I mean, HIGHSCHOOL got together and plotted against Zach.
"Let's suspend him." one said.
But another said "No, then he'd get out of school."
So the most evil teacher of all decided to load Zach down with homework, knowing that he had soccer practice that night.
The other teachers agreed and assigned as much homework as they could.
Okay so I guess it's not THAT bad, but I have a lot of homework tonight.
Saturday evening I went to Chris' we watched Billy Madison(funny movie) And Sunday I finished my homework.
10/01/2001 05:40:00 PM
Archives
April 2001
May 2001
June 2001
July 2001
August 2001
September 2001
October 2001
November 2001
December 2001
January 2002
February 2002
March 2002
April 2002
May 2002
July 2002
August 2002

Subscribe to Posts [Atom]