The Island of Misfit Toys

Objectives for the 2002-2003 school year:
-Fluently learn to read and speak elvish
-Be able to stand on one leg for 3 straight days
-Learn to count to 5
-Do a science project NOT involving duck tape
-Be able to tell the difference between a tree and a book
-Read the dictionary

don't tell me how hard you've worked
tell me how much you've accomplished

Quotes by not-so-famous people

Chris - I need a car! AH! THERE'S A HONDA PRELUDE!

Rachel - I am NOT an airhead, my e-mail adress says so

Hannah - I want some melk. Moo, moo!

Kelly - lol..............................ahahaha.................I'm bigger than you.........................

Showers - I have a big head, it's not cheating unless you get caught(which is WRONG)

Bobbi - (something intelligent-very rare for the rest of us) I don't have a life

Fat - food? did someone say food? I'm hungry

Kyle - buy me a guitar

Know what I do that annoys me? Start writing an e-mail, not finish it, and then walk off and forget about it. In the mean time the person I was e-mail has either IM'ed me or e-mailed me again. So I have the lame excuse of "oh, I was just e-mailing you..." like anyone belive that.

Things I do that make me me:
-Wait an extra half hour so I can ride in the front of a roller coaster

-Write blogs

-Waste time filling out internet surveys

-Talk to my cat

-Jump on the beds in hotel rooms

-Use duck tape...for everything, so what if I sleep with it under my pillow?

"Too weak to wonder

Too tired to care

Jesus Christ, are you really there?"

isn't it werid that you fall up the stairs more often than you do down them?

no one, in actuality wants to be different

we dye our hair, and pierce our bodies

we want to stand out,

but no one REALLY wants to be different

do you know how I know this?

because I am different

i don't try to be, I don't know why I am

sometimes I wish I wasn't

but I am

and I don't have a friend in the world

the people who are really different are rejected

people are afraid of people that aren't the same

afraid of the people that don't conform

that's why we're shunned and mocked

you say you're glad you're not like me

you're not different

you're just the same as everyone else

I never understood why people bought things with money that they didn't have...until I did it.
Yes, I'm financing a new computer with a little more than half the price that it actually costs in the bank.
I'm such a moron.